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Alien call puts Earth on hold

20.01.43
ASTRONOMERS SEARCHING for extraterrestrial intelligence announced today that a signal has been received
 
Who murdered Monroe?

01.02.43
THE PARAMILITARY CIA believes it has solved all of the conspiracy theories of the late 20th century
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x Bloody good fun

16.08.43
A HUGE colosseum is drawing capacity crowds to watch modern-day gladiators battle to the death

 

Old dilemma yields to closer analysis

22.11.43
PSYCHOANALYSIS is to be taught as both a science and an art


Science defeats malaria at a Snip

21.12.43
MALARIA has claimed its last victim according to the World Wellbeing Organisation

  • After more than half a century of depletion, the ozone layer has finally repaired itself. Ozone levels recorded in October over Antarctica were at 1970s levels. The recovery is due to the phasing-out during the 1990s of production of the propellant gases CFC-11 and CFC-22. MH

  • It's official: there is a fifth dimension. But it is very small - less than one 10,000th of a millimetre. 'When you realise that the space dimensions of length, breadth and height stretch right across the universe, you'll see why we missed it until now,' said Ronald Cramer, leader of the team behind the discovery at the European Super Collider near Geneva. The fifth dimension is evident only by its gravitational force, yet it has mind-blowing implications. 'It's the biggest challenge to our picture of reality since Einstein,' says Cramer. 'We may soon be able to warp space, create black holes and even make new universes.' MC

  • Calvin Klein World has created the first temperature-responsive suit. The CKP, a unisex all-in-one wool-Lycra-javamesh item, also recycles bodily fluids. It adjusts according to the weather and your own body temperature, keeping you at your chosen comfort level at all times. 'We've put blood, sweat and tears into this,' said Hardy Steel, president of Calvin Klein World, at the launch in Hong Kong. Macy's alone has ordered 5,000 suits. DJ