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Hot to trotter

25.01.40
A VIRTUAL adventure centre opened today, to reveal the first ever pig with wings
 
Gender agenda

22.04.40
THE 12 'good fairies' from the First and Third Worlds deliver their speeches at the UN Convention on Women
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Ball is put back in the men's court

12.03.40
THE GOVERNMENT plans to make contraception a male responsibility
 

Mind control: who'd have thought it?

11.10.40
ST-TV AND SONY today launch Britain's first mind-control television system


Grand Prix triathlon in lap of honour

19.03.40
THE FIRST-EVER Grand Prix World Championship has been dubbed 'the ultimate global triathlon'

  • Officials at City University, New York, are refusing to divulge details of Project Orion. Scientists have been analysing material brought back from space missions. A spokesman for the department of theoretical physics denied rumours that one mission returned with metal debris bearing traces of detailed mathematical equations - despite photographic evidence on WorldWeb. CG

  • Following the grape blight of the early 2000s, the French wine industry has discovered a new crop - the turnip. By mixing turnip pulp with sugar and a secret formula of additives, wine growers claim to have produced a drink that tastes like claret. The breakthrough has come too late to save the great Bordeaux chateaux, many of which were sold off to English holiday-makers years ago. However, there are hopes that the new crop may signal the revival of the French wine industry. The first batch of turnip wine is due to mature by the year 2042. TAM

  • Celebrating its 155th anniversary this year, Mercedes-Benz, the world's oldest and most successful car maker, unveils the first car with control systems that interface directly with the driver's brain. The MindMerc, whose controls are designed to mimic human neural networks, points the way to a new generation of cars designed to offer the ultimate in driver enjoyment. DL